Pants on Fire.

Today is April 1st.

Which means April Fools.

I hate April Fools day. Seriously, it's JUST rude.

There's something totally annoying about an entire day where people try their hardest to LIE to you. And not only lie, like and then LAUGH that you are so stupid. Those are like my least favorite things all rolled into one day. The worst part is it's all JUSTIFIED. If you lie, everyone LOVES it. Not okay.

Oh, and it's Monday.

My sister sent me a snapchat this morning of her left hand.

and a HUGE diamond.

I sent her back something like this:

Then she sent me "Aprils Fools, dummie"

I responded with this:

I'm not kidding. I do.

So, if you get the feeling you should play a prank on me. Don't. Save yourself. Man up (or woman up, don't think I'm not including you just because you are female) and do not fall into the pitfalls of social norms. Don't play a prank. Go buy someone an ice cream cone and try NOT lacing it with laxatives. That's KIND. That's IDEAL. No one would see THAT coming. If you do prank, just remember that makes you somewhat of a roach warehouse. No one wants that.

Awesome.